It's in the kitchen drawer

"Where's the... spare AAA batteries / car key / torch / any small object that doesn't have a home anywhere else?" - "In the kitchen drawer!" of course.

Oh no, not in that drawer! The drawer where everything is kept but where you can never find anything when you really need it. The drawer that gets stuck constantly because it's jammed full. The drawer with coins at the back that are no longer in circulation. The drawer with said obsolete coins stuck to the bottom with some unidentified sticky mess. The drawer with the reel of thread with a needle stuck in it - ouch! The drawer with the shoe lace tangled around paper clips, spectacles no one wears, keys that don't fit any locks...

Yes, that drawer!